1. Juicy Couture (oh, how my heart aches to say that!)
2. Logo items (Coach, Louis Vuitton...you're auf'd)
3. Be too spangly, sparkly, or otherwise draw a disdainful look from older folks.
4. In a bright color. It should be black.
I am TERRIBLE at this kind of stuff. I have expensive tastes since I routinely drool over the following:
Chloe Paddington

Salvatore Ferragamo Icona Vitello Tamponato Leather Bowler Bag

The forever unhaveable Hermes Kelly

This should give you an idea of my style, I think. My price point is under $1000 (after all, I am still technically a poor student)! But I mean, if I have to be poor and a student, why not look fabulous doing it?
I know I have some awesomely fabulous, stylish friends so what say y'all?